Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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