I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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