I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Randomize
