yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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