I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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