At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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