i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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