i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
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