You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I looked at my own cervix.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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