They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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