If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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