yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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