The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
a search helicopter?!
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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