If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so explain again why im purple
no
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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