Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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