bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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