And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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