I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
