Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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