How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I faked an abortion last night.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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