Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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