Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
My dick has a subreddit
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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