Apparently you make a good broom.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
we made out on top of his cat.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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