I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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