You really coming over, don't trick.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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