Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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