That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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