It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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