Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Is it because I queefed?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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