so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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