plz talk dirty to me
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
