How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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