Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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