you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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