Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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