This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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