Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Oh god it's open bar.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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