Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Randomize
