i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I need to sanitize my soul.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
The power of my boobs compel you
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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