Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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