She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
