she kept yelling 'call me bella'
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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