I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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