The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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