She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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