I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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