I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
well you can't waste a boner
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Green mimosas i think yes
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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