I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
pop tarts are not kleenex
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
