How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Randomize
