I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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