We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
