I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Randomize