i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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